We Are Not Here To Please You

Monday, May 23, 2016

Episode 123: That Classy guy

This week on We Are Not Here To Please You Rafael and That Frakking Cat deal with some very important issues that have been brought to their attention recently. There's also a embarrassing rant where Rafael doesn't know he's a millennial. It's probably better if we don't tell him. Overall, this episode is classy as fuck. Shout out to Rick.

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Monday, May 16, 2016

Episode 122: I Don't Lick Homeless People

Let’s get down to brass tacks, I haven’t even listened to this episode yet. I’m writing this from an undisclosed location and don’t have much time. I can finally see the light at the end of tunnel. My soul is almost pure again. That’s why I’m in hiding. If Rafael finds me he might inject his armageddon soul destroying virus back into me. So for now, I have to stay in hiding. If this doesn’t make any sense to you, I have been putting some secret and some not secret messages into previous episode descriptions. If I don’t recover from this virus I want you all to know that Rafael is the one who killed me and Bohemian Rhapsody is the worst song ever written.

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Thursday, May 12, 2016

Episode 125: The Fort McMurray Episode / Some Superhero Stuff

If you only remember one thing about this episode it's that you should a throw a couple of bucks to the Canadian Red Cross. You can do that here: https://donate.redcross.ca/ea-action/action?ea.client.id=1951&ea.campaign.id=50610&_ga=1.57454634.1050221326.1462896901

Every dollar will be matched by the federal and provincial government so really every dollar you send is like sending three. It will go to helping the almost 100,000 people who have lost their homes in the Fort McMurray fires. Also, we talk about Captain America.

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Monday, May 2, 2016

Episode 121: What the fuck is a Snooki - Johnny goes to the Jersey Shore

Folks, you are in the for the best podcast of your lives right here. Can you believe the most entertaining and handsome guest to ever be on We Are Not Here To Please You is back? That’s right folks, it’s Johnny fucking Whitetrash from such podcasts as Available In ADHD, Beyond The Gimmick, and The Johnny Whitetrash Show… (all of these fine podcasts can be found by searching iTunes, Stitcher, and other major podcast services.) And how does Johnny Whitetrash get treated? The guys might as well have shit on his chest while sticking old dried pieces of clumped up kitty litter up his nose and screaming WE ARE NOT HERE TO PLEASE YOU MOTHERFUCKER! However, that’s not the part that hurt the most. The part that truly hurt was when Rafael infected Johnny with a satanic soul virus. I don’t know how he did it over Skype from Finland, but it happened goddamnit. My soul is still covered in snot and a black liquid I can’t identify. Enjoy the show.

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Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Episode 120: they played Bohemian Rhapsody again

Let’s just be honest about this week’s episode. I did listen to it, that much I know for sure. I don’t remember anything about it though, other than it was the first part of a trilogy. This part takes place when Rafael was feeling the effects of strange mutated hyper virus. The kind of virus that infects your soul instead of your body. I think this virus is what the Christians would call the first sign of the apocalypse. How am I so familiar with this soul infection? The answer is simple. Rafael infected me with this satanic virus, but that’s a story for another day. Maybe next week. For now, sit back and enjoy the sounds of That Frakking Cat and a half dead Rafael. Like I said before, I don’t remember anything about this episode other than laughing out loud while I listened to it. Except for the part when they played Bohemian Rhapsody again. That part sucked.

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Monday, April 18, 2016

Episode 119: Steve McGrew - Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Poon

This week we find out one thing that Rafael is terrible at. Naming country music songs. It's almost like he's not even American. Not even North American. He shows off his ignorance and all 99 of his luftballoons. Luckily for the rest of us, Steve 'Mudflap" Mcgrew and That Frakking Cat are here to be entertaining, and the nail it this week. But let's get down to brass tacks, I probably would have wrote a better episode description if we didn't have to listen to another fucking bullshit version of Bohemian... For fuck's sake. When will it ever end people? When will it end? And so much for that right now... My brain is fried and Steve and Kitty are worth listening too. Rafael on the other hand can stick a ukulele up his ass for all I care.

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