Episode 174: you can fit 3 bodies comfortably in the trunk

Dont you hate it when you read a episode description and it tells you nothing at all about the content? And the worst part is that this kind of descriptions tend to go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on

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Episode 132: Doctor Who & the Brexit Boogaloo

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Depending on who you ask of course. this episode deals mostly with the aftermath of BREXIT with special guest Dr. Squee... And then after all that serious talk there's something about Kevin Costner.

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Episode 130: We Are Orlando

Normally I have fun with these episode descriptions, but this week the guys spend a good portion of the show talking about the Orlando shootings. I really have no words that I think will make what happened better. Tragedies like this spark discussions about gun control, not naming the shooter, and various stand points on religion. The cold hard truth is we live in a world where people hate other people for no fucking good reason and gun control or leaving someone's name of a new article isn't going to fix that. This specific incident is what happens when we don't stand and tell the world there is nothing wrong with being gay, so let's start there.

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Episode 98: He was air jerking

In this 2-hour episode we talk about a bunch of topics. At least after Rafael is done talking for an hour straight, we do. Topics may include: A trip to Tallinn, band called „The Red Paintings”, Canadian cops, shades of green and Finland's „KKK“-fraction.

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Episode 90: Boxers Need Love, Too

Rafael talks about Batman. And Turtles. And Daredevil. Arttu talks about Ash vs. Evil Dead. And then we also go into Sense8 and Babylon 5 a bit. Also Rocky. And Manny Pacquiao vs. Floyd Mayweather. Business as usual.

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Episode 86: Twilight: Return of the Forest Porn

This time we have something very... special for you all. We have received a piece of fan fiction written about us two, and naturally we take it upon ourselves to read it on air! So prepare for a 20ish minute long adventure full of twist and turns and poor grammar. Then we also talk about porn in space, a German mom and an American dad who both in their own way “mastered” the art of “parenting”.

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Episode 80: Pre-pooped In Stereo

This time we keep it short for reasons that become apparent as you listen, but we still manage to cram in stuff like a tattoo event with bikers, a piano bicycle, voice-overs, youtube tutorials and last but not least, beards.

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Episode 78: Braille Is The Answer

This time we talk about, among other things, allergies, movie trailers, downer endings in films and things that are banned. At times, we can't remember words, mention handerpants, and question the existence of robot porn.

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Episode 76: The Little Man Behind The Curtain

This time we cover movie and TV related stuff mostly. After we try to think of ways of how to wiggle out of making the show altogether, that is. So, prepare for David Hasselhoff, Kung Fury, Star Wars trailers, Netflix’s Daredevil, Prison Break (yeah, I know) and more!

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Episode 71: A Toddler And A Half

This time we have with us again That Frakkin Cat from the Midnight Movie Knights podcast. We talk about his trip to Vegas and the huge drinks they serve there about airplane toilets and tomato juice, powdered alcohol and finish off with a penis transplant.

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Episode 70: Make Them Drink Poop Water!

This time we talk about traffic fines, a name change, Duck Tales & Inspector Gadget reboots, and the Eurovision song contest. Last but not least, we have the lead designer of the brand new city building game hit, Cities: Skylines, in our studio!

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Episode 66: What Does This Have To Do With Anything?

Arttu being on Twitter, Florida laws concerning beastiality, earning by pooping, making money by letting people scream at you, Blu-ray region codes and The Interview. What do these things have in common? Hell if we know, but they’re all on this show anyway.

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Episode 57: Go Scrooge Yourself On Sex Mountain, Part 1

This time things are a bit different. We are doing a crossover episode with Matt and Tim from the SLS Cast. In this first episode of the two-parter we talk about, among other things, saunas, Iron Sky, the upcoming new Blade Runner movie, James Bond, Sex Mountain, and facesitting.

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Episode 56: How Can Our Episode Be Real?

This time we take a look at some rather interesting non-Lego Lego sets, a rather gory Canadian game controller, answer some questions (poorly) and have a Jaden Smith vs. Kanye West quote-off.

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Episode 32: Sexxidents

This episode revolves around plastic surgery, a killer plant and some freaky mishaps in the bedroom.

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Episode 28: The one with the interview

This time we do things a little differently. We have a special guest, our first interviewee, on our show. Join us as we sit down with Jack Heikle II from Beards & Bullshit and discuss a number of things ranging from political correctness, the shift towards entertainment in news reporting, idiotic legislation and some missteps made in a younger age. We round everything off with Jack’s tips to successful podcasting.

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Episode 27: Are you fucking high?

This episode our intro is not our own, we have a guest caller with whom we discuss, among other things, the following: Homemade weapons we built as kids, a teen getting arrested with a gun in her vagina, a German find-a-hooker app, and we round it all off with some nice NSFW fun facts for the whole family. 

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It’s official!

It’s official! We recently got confirmation that our show has been selected to become a permanent addition to the Beards & Bullshit lineup! We have to say we were quite sceptical about our chances of ever succeeding in this endeavour, but it’s because of You, our sexy, brilliant, kick-ass, motherfucking listener that it has happened. We couldn’t be more grateful, so here’s a huge fu...uhh thank you from us both!

Further info will follow once we figure everything out. For the time being you can still reach us at our old email, blog, etc.

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Episode 25: Stop Dyeing My Ducklings Blue!

And again we have a new episode of our fine podcast! And like always, you can listen to / download it in high or low quality. You can now also catch us on  Stitcher on IOS and Android and on Itunes . If you like the show, please like&share us on  Facebook  and let us know what you think in the comments. If you have a band and would like to have your song played at the end of an episode, just send us an email at  wearenotheretopleaseyou@gmail.com .Follow us on Facebook under "We are not here to please you" and Twitter , And on Youtube

Episode 25: Stop Dyeing My Ducklings Blue!

We incoherently ramble on about all kinds of weird this time, including but not limited to: worst places to get stung by a bee, the Hitler store, weird US laws, strippers working nursing homes, and a woman calling the cops over bad weed.

In addition, we’re currently being featured on the Beards & Bullshit page ( http://beardsandbullshit.com/wanhtpy.html) as well, so check that out, too!

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