Episode 131: You can't handle Johnny sounds

This week on We Are Not Here To Please You, the show that brings you fact like information every Tuesday at 9 Am Pacific time on mixlr.com/wearenotheretoplease and eventually is available everywhere else, the guys talk about the most interesting stuff. Great topics that you don’t want to miss. It kind of seems like I’ve just copied a old puff piece about the episode with no real information about the episode. Can you believe that? Shout out to Rick. Wait, are we still doing that?

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Episode 125: The Fort McMurray Episode / Some Superhero Stuff

If you only remember one thing about this episode it's that you should a throw a couple of bucks to the Canadian Red Cross. You can do that here: https://donate.redcross.ca/ea-action/action?ea.client.id=1951&ea.campaign.id=50610&_ga=1.57454634.1050221326.1462896901

Every dollar will be matched by the federal and provincial government so really every dollar you send is like sending three. It will go to helping the almost 100,000 people who have lost their homes in the Fort McMurray fires. Also, we talk about Captain America.

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Episode 121: What the fuck is a Snooki - Johnny goes to the Jersey Shore

Folks, you are in the for the best podcast of your lives right here. Can you believe the most entertaining and handsome guest to ever be on We Are Not Here To Please You is back? That’s right folks, it’s Johnny fucking Whitetrash from such podcasts as Available In ADHD, Beyond The Gimmick, and The Johnny Whitetrash Show… (all of these fine podcasts can be found by searching iTunes, Stitcher, and other major podcast services.) And how does Johnny Whitetrash get treated? The guys might as well have shit on his chest while sticking old dried pieces of clumped up kitty litter up his nose and screaming WE ARE NOT HERE TO PLEASE YOU MOTHERFUCKER! However, that’s not the part that hurt the most. The part that truly hurt was when Rafael infected Johnny with a satanic soul virus. I don’t know how he did it over Skype from Finland, but it happened goddamnit. My soul is still covered in snot and a black liquid I can’t identify. Enjoy the show.

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Episode 117: Bohemian Rhapsody! SCHWING!

This week Rafael and That Frakking Cat talk about how much they love Bohemian Rhapsody. This just proves you can't trust their taste in music. I mean we all know that Bohemian Rhapsody is the worst song ever, right? The whole reason the song came up was Rafael got press passes to a live Wayne's World event that he's going to put the link to right here: Klick Me . They also get all emo about Finland and Revelstoke Jim before bitching relentlessly about the postal service. The irony of a service not being here to please them. You know who else isn't here to please you? Donald Trump, Kayne West, Mr. Burns and Bond villains as we learn when we play the Who Said It Game.

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Episode 107: Your Hat And My Pants Could Be Friends

Episode 107: Your Hat And My Pants Could Be Friends

We are joined by Revelstoke Jim and the title says it all, that and Das Reboot - She loves good mullet! 

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Episode 102: When you pull out it goes everywhere

  We are joined by our good Friend Johnny @AvailableInADHD . And if you enjoy hearing a grown man laugh until he cries then this is the episode for you.

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Episode 98: He was air jerking

In this 2-hour episode we talk about a bunch of topics. At least after Rafael is done talking for an hour straight, we do. Topics may include: A trip to Tallinn, band called „The Red Paintings”, Canadian cops, shades of green and Finland's „KKK“-fraction.

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Episode 69: Lance The Demolisher - The Game: The Movie

This time we have with us two guests from the zombie comedy show Wasted; Steve Kasan and Lovina Yavari. We learn that North America and Europe don’t switch to summer time on the same day, that artists rarely have money, that there aren’t any height standards for bookshelves, and that Lance is one badass mofo.

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Episode 62: Hedgehog In the Face

This time we have a real mishmash of things that don’t really connect at all. We have Ahnuld, Vanity Fair, Take That, TV sets, Jack the Ripper, plans for a time capsule, and a non-acceptable emotional support animal in there. And even after all that, there’s still time for a chat Rafael had with Revelstoke Jim a while back.

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Episode 59: Cockblocking Splinter

This time we have a guest by the name of Steve Kasan. He’s one of the people behind the Canadian zombie comedy show Wasted. We talk about making the show, his other projects and future endeavours and end by playing a round of The People Have Spoken.

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Episode 47: The Impolite Canadian

This time we have a very special guest on our show. Bryan Bishop from the The Adam Carolla Show is with us, and we talk about a great many things, including his book Shrinkage, as well as his work assignments, both past and present. 

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Episode 33: WGT and the World Cup

In this episode we recount our Wave Gotik Treffen experiences. Rafael also just simply has to talk about some football. 

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Episode 30: The Big Three-O!

We celebrate our 30th episode with a huge 99 minute piece. We have three guests on board as well: Miranda Janell and That Frakking Cat from the Midnight Movie Knights podcast, as well as our Canadian correspondent, CaperGirl Mel. With no real game plan, we just flow from one topic to another and end the whole thing with what can only be described as a game show with some rather strange questions.

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Episode 23: Teenage Mutant Ninja Puppy

And again we have a new episode of our fine podcast! And like always, you can listen to / download it in high or low quality. You can now also catch us on  Stitcher on IOS and Android and on Itunes . If you like the show, please like&share us on  Facebook  and let us know what you think in the comments. If you have a band and would like to have your song played at the end of an episode, just send us an email at  wearenotheretopleaseyou@gmail.com .Follow us on Facebook under "We are not here to please you" and Twitter , And on Youtube

Episode 23: Teenage Mutant Ninja Puppy

This time we have high quality discussions concerning, among others, Abraham Lincoln, hailstones, inappropriate kids’ toys, the Turtles, Nazi bees, and Canadian crimes. We also touch on a few TV shows and comic books.

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Episode 22: A Shit Ton of Maple Syrup

And again we have a new episode of our fine podcast! And like always, you can listen to / download it in high or low quality. You can now also catch us on  Stitcher on IOS and Android and on Itunes . If you like the show, please like&share us on  Facebook  and let us know what you think in the comments. If you have a band and would like to have your song played at the end of an episode, just send us an email at  wearenotheretopleaseyou@gmail.com .Follow us on Facebook under "We are not here to please you" and Twitter , And on Youtube

Episode 22: A Shit Ton of Maple Syrup

Arttu is back! This time we talk, among other things, about brain disorders, how Superman is a total dick, comic books in general, and the Oculus Rift. Arttu gets punished for catching a cold. Last but not least, we receive a phone call from Canada! Batman is also mentioned more or less.

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