We Are Not Here To Please You: Episode 121-130

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Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Episode 127: Anywhere but in my mouth

This week on We Are Not Here To Please You, the show that brings you fact like information every Tuesday at 9 Am Pacific time on mixlr.com/wearenotheretoplease and eventually is available everywhere else, the guys talk about the most interesting stuff. Great topics that you don’t want to miss. It kind of seems like I’ve just written a puff piece about the episode with no real information about the episode. Can you believe that? Shout out to Rick. Wait, are we still doing that?

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Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Episode 130: We Are Orlando

Normally I have fun with these episode descriptions, but this week the guys spend a good portion of the show talking about the Orlando shootings. I really have no words that I think will make what happened better. Tragedies like this spark discussions about gun control, not naming the shooter, and various stand points on religion. The cold hard truth is we live in a world where people hate other people for no fucking good reason and gun control or leaving someone's name of a new article isn't going to fix that. This specific incident is what happens when we don't stand and tell the world there is nothing wrong with being gay, so let's start there.

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Monday, June 6, 2016

Episode 126: Retardilantes!

What if I told you this episode was about Netflix suggestions, shooting annoying people with paintball guns, unlocking your iPhone with your penis, or a reality TV series called Sex Factor? Would we still think we are classy as fuck? Well we are. Shout out to Rick.

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Monday, May 30, 2016

Episode 124: Crop Dusted By A Cow

You're not going to want this episode. That Frakking Cat gets to the root of the problem and Rafael talks about the challenged youth of today. Actually, I think this episode should come with a warning label. There is no quiz and it's still classy as fuck. Shout out to Rick.
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Monday, May 23, 2016

Episode 123: That Classy guy

This week on We Are Not Here To Please You Rafael and That Frakking Cat deal with some very important issues that have been brought to their attention recently. There's also a embarrassing rant where Rafael doesn't know he's a millennial. It's probably better if we don't tell him. Overall, this episode is classy as fuck. Shout out to Rick.

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Monday, May 16, 2016

Episode 122: I Don't Lick Homeless People

Let’s get down to brass tacks, I haven’t even listened to this episode yet. I’m writing this from an undisclosed location and don’t have much time. I can finally see the light at the end of tunnel. My soul is almost pure again. That’s why I’m in hiding. If Rafael finds me he might inject his armageddon soul destroying virus back into me. So for now, I have to stay in hiding. If this doesn’t make any sense to you, I have been putting some secret and some not secret messages into previous episode descriptions. If I don’t recover from this virus I want you all to know that Rafael is the one who killed me and Bohemian Rhapsody is the worst song ever written.

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Thursday, May 12, 2016

Episode 125: The Fort McMurray Episode / Some Superhero Stuff

If you only remember one thing about this episode it's that you should a throw a couple of bucks to the Canadian Red Cross. You can do that here: https://donate.redcross.ca/ea-action/action?ea.client.id=1951&ea.campaign.id=50610&_ga=1.57454634.1050221326.1462896901

Every dollar will be matched by the federal and provincial government so really every dollar you send is like sending three. It will go to helping the almost 100,000 people who have lost their homes in the Fort McMurray fires. Also, we talk about Captain America.

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Monday, May 2, 2016

Episode 121: What the fuck is a Snooki - Johnny goes to the Jersey Shore

Folks, you are in the for the best podcast of your lives right here. Can you believe the most entertaining and handsome guest to ever be on We Are Not Here To Please You is back? That’s right folks, it’s Johnny fucking Whitetrash from such podcasts as Available In ADHD, Beyond The Gimmick, and The Johnny Whitetrash Show… (all of these fine podcasts can be found by searching iTunes, Stitcher, and other major podcast services.) And how does Johnny Whitetrash get treated? The guys might as well have shit on his chest while sticking old dried pieces of clumped up kitty litter up his nose and screaming WE ARE NOT HERE TO PLEASE YOU MOTHERFUCKER! However, that’s not the part that hurt the most. The part that truly hurt was when Rafael infected Johnny with a satanic soul virus. I don’t know how he did it over Skype from Finland, but it happened goddamnit. My soul is still covered in snot and a black liquid I can’t identify. Enjoy the show.

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