Episode 121: What the fuck is a Snooki - Johnny goes to the Jersey Shore

Folks, you are in the for the best podcast of your lives right here. Can you believe the most entertaining and handsome guest to ever be on We Are Not Here To Please You is back? That’s right folks, it’s Johnny fucking Whitetrash from such podcasts as Available In ADHD, Beyond The Gimmick, and The Johnny Whitetrash Show… (all of these fine podcasts can be found by searching iTunes, Stitcher, and other major podcast services.) And how does Johnny Whitetrash get treated? The guys might as well have shit on his chest while sticking old dried pieces of clumped up kitty litter up his nose and screaming WE ARE NOT HERE TO PLEASE YOU MOTHERFUCKER! However, that’s not the part that hurt the most. The part that truly hurt was when Rafael infected Johnny with a satanic soul virus. I don’t know how he did it over Skype from Finland, but it happened goddamnit. My soul is still covered in snot and a black liquid I can’t identify. Enjoy the show.

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Episode 120: they played Bohemian Rhapsody again

Let’s just be honest about this week’s episode. I did listen to it, that much I know for sure. I don’t remember anything about it though, other than it was the first part of a trilogy. This part takes place when Rafael was feeling the effects of strange mutated hyper virus. The kind of virus that infects your soul instead of your body. I think this virus is what the Christians would call the first sign of the apocalypse. How am I so familiar with this soul infection? The answer is simple. Rafael infected me with this satanic virus, but that’s a story for another day. Maybe next week. For now, sit back and enjoy the sounds of That Frakking Cat and a half dead Rafael. Like I said before, I don’t remember anything about this episode other than laughing out loud while I listened to it. Except for the part when they played Bohemian Rhapsody again. That part sucked.

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Episode 119: Steve McGrew - Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Poon

This week we find out one thing that Rafael is terrible at. Naming country music songs. It's almost like he's not even American. Not even North American. He shows off his ignorance and all 99 of his luftballoons. Luckily for the rest of us, Steve 'Mudflap" Mcgrew and That Frakking Cat are here to be entertaining, and the nail it this week. But let's get down to brass tacks, I probably would have wrote a better episode description if we didn't have to listen to another fucking bullshit version of Bohemian... For fuck's sake. When will it ever end people? When will it end? And so much for that right now... My brain is fried and Steve and Kitty are worth listening too. Rafael on the other hand can stick a ukulele up his ass for all I care.

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Episode 118: Hy! is it Bob’s Burgers,The Simpsons or Family Guy?

So it's a fucking game now is it? Put a guy in charge of your writing your episode descriptions and then throw more clips of the worst song ever at him. Now I'm supposed to sit here and remember what the episode was about and all that's going through my head is Bohemian Rhapsody again and the animation of Sonic the Hedgehog losing his rings like when you run into one of those robotic fish in the first level of the second game. The rest of you will love this episode, but my 1 star review is: hi.

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Episode 117: Bohemian Rhapsody! SCHWING!

This week Rafael and That Frakking Cat talk about how much they love Bohemian Rhapsody. This just proves you can't trust their taste in music. I mean we all know that Bohemian Rhapsody is the worst song ever, right? The whole reason the song came up was Rafael got press passes to a live Wayne's World event that he's going to put the link to right here: Klick Me . They also get all emo about Finland and Revelstoke Jim before bitching relentlessly about the postal service. The irony of a service not being here to please them. You know who else isn't here to please you? Donald Trump, Kayne West, Mr. Burns and Bond villains as we learn when we play the Who Said It Game.

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Episode 116: Emotional support Albatros

This week on We Are Not Here To Please You: it might seem like old news, some might even say a delayed reaction, but the guys talk about the Fine Bros. Remember them? The only people to make reaction videos ever. The delayed reaction part makes more sense now, doesn't it? Should I be saying reaction so much? If this episode has been taken down, you know why. The guys also talk about 2006. Yeah, it was a real place. I was there. We called it the good old days. Back then we could react to whatever the fuck we wanted without some asshole brothers trying to charge us for reacting. If I sound bitter bitter don't worry, my rat wears a leather harness.

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10 Weird Service Animals(http://www.oddee.com)

1/24/2016

by Michelle Nati +

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This man says his iguana helps him stay sober and prevents depression. (Source)

A New Yorker reporter took an emotional support alpaca named Sorpresa around Manhattan to see which establishments would allow her in. (Source)

Pizza rat has nothing on this emotional support rodent. (Source)

This traveling turkey, according to various Instagram accounts, has been seen on more than one flight. (Source)

A miniature horse lending support in an Applebees. (Source)

An emotional support pig in Times Square. (Source)

This tiny monkey offers the kind of support that was once only relegated to dogs. (Source)

Leave him alone, he's working. His name is Chief. (Source)

A turtle is a trusty companion on a flight. (Source)

As one Gawker writer said, "If I saw this happening in person, it would not just make my trip or my month or my year, it would make my life." (Source)

Episode 115: Edumacation Andy aka Andy McElfresh

If We Are Not Here To Please You can't go to Smod Mountain then Smod Mountain must come to We Are Not Here To Please You. What does that even mean? If you're not smart enough to understand the metaphor then we have good news for you: Edumacation Andy is here to make us all smarter. Listen to Andy Edmucate us about his work on Yoga Hosers, dark nuts in your face, getting high on Kevin Smith supply without smoking any himself, and of course there's trivia.

Literally the best episode of We Are Not Here To Please You ever.

Edit: The High Quality version will follow hopefully soon. The file got corrupted and we will try to recover the file.

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